an annual ritual in which you sacrifice your family and loved ones by killing them slowly while listening to pop smoke for an entire week.
Chris: “Hey man, where’s your family? I haven’t seen them in like a year.”
Me: “Woo Weekend.”
Chris: “What?”
Stoner weekend is usually done by high school and college students and involves 2-3 days of waking up at 11:30 and the smoking of marijuana,while texting and or watching television (usually mtv)
dude finals are over im ready for a Stoner weekend!!!
The weekend right after a major term paper is due, thus the name BOTPS (Blow off term paper steam). This weekend is always so hype due to the build-up of steam from a large assignment. Positive Vibes Only.
Dude I just finished my paper on The Battle of Stalingrad, it sucked but BOTPS weekend is gonna be insane.
A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.
Franks: "Shit, I missed fluid dynamics again. Monday morning classes are so rough. It feels like it is 7 PM. What time is it?"
Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag. Drink some fluids and stop hitting the riverboat casino so hard in P-town."
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Refers to the freeway shoulders where drivers are forced to leave their cars as they are being arrested for DUI. This mostly occurs on the weekend.
One may experience feeling similar to "The Walk of Shame" as they have a friend help them pick up their car later.
*Whup whup*
Joe: Oh shit! *hic* Defernitely gunna fail the breathalyzer... looks like weekend parking for me... :(
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The kind of girl that gets kicked out of a venue that's impossible to get kicked of.
Ryan: Did you see Haylee get kicked out of The Corner Friday night?
Jenna: Yeah, she was screaming out "I'm weekend Haylee".
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Going on a weekend getaway with a loved one (yours or someone else's) for the express purpose of coitus.
"Harry got us a seaside room in Brighton!!"
"Its gonna be a proper dirty weekend."
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