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The right wing's interpretation of the word woke. There is no actual consistent definition of the word for them and is often used as a buzzword to describe a negative characteristic of wokescoldy, sjw leftists at best or wildly vilified, imagined and strawmanned descriptions of the supposed left at worst.
- The woke agenda will not stop me from eating my burgers!
- What does he mean by "woke" agenda?
- That the dems want to get rid of meat?
- But what does it have to do with societal injustices?
- IDK, by woke, he means "woke"
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The act of aggressively pushing for Diversity, Inclusivity, and Equity by discriminating against the "oppressors" with the intent of achieving equity for the "oppressed"
Bob: I swear to God Wokeness has ruined entertainment. All that comes out these days is classics that get "updated" by slapping blackface on the characters or turning them into Mary Sues and then have em make meta jokes to make up for how shitty the end product is.
Tom: Yeah. They should at least try something original and make the female protagonist human. I mean every hero is supposed to have a weakness right?
Feel bad about Bethany Mandel freezing on camera?
Having an awkward moment, when asked to define WOKE in a snappy 30 second sound-bite?
Try this one:
WOKE = Will Only Kriticize Europe.
(The Kappa comes from Greek Krino, Kritikos, etc.)
"Only" to be taken in two sentences:
ONLY Europe / Christendom to be criticized; no criticism of Islam, Africa, Asia, USA Black culture, etc.
ONLY Criticizing to destroy, no functionality, no forgiveness, no improvement.
See "Chaztopia" and James Lindsay's tag-lines: "Communism doesn't know how." "The ruthless criticism of all that exists."
Likewise, see #Kriticism, which is critical activity existing only in the Woke/Marxist/Tear-it-down mode, not leading to any actual improvements.
"Can you give us a quick definition of WOKE?"
"When someone says they're WOKE, I can pretty much bet they Will Only Kriticize Europe. No criticism of other culture/religions will be permitted; no kind of functionality or improvement will be on the table. Only Kriticize, Kriticize, Kriticize." It's part of af the larger Cultural Marxist program to destroy everything functional and traditional by Kriticism.
Woke is a mutable ideology that refutes based ideology.
Woke people believe in God but also believe in abortion.
Originally dating back to at least the 1940s, an African American grammatical error, used to mean AWAKE, in a political sense.
Unheard of in the UK until the BLM movement spread over here in the late 2010s.
Then hijacked by middle class pseudo Socialists, as a virtue signal.
Now used as an insult, to point out just how moronic and out of touch those people are.
WOKE is like COOL, if you think you are, you're defiantly not.
That WOKE twat thinks men can have babies.
A town South West of London with ideal transport links to London Waterloo. It's more than you'd expect from a town in Surrey and, if you don't mind avoiding chavs and so-called 'gangstas', an ideal place to live if you are middle aged. Key landmarks include the Shah Jahan Mosque, the first Mosque in Great Britain, and Rooster Shack, an innovative chicken shop franchise.
"I'm feeling a Peri Burger Meal, you know anywhere good?"
"Rooster Shack in Woking"
If you have to look up the definition of woke, you're not woke.
Sally: "What's woke?"
Brad: "What you aren't apparently."
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