A verb typically meaning to miss a golden gun crit usually in a boss dp's phase.
"gonna be honest with you guys I missed it" - Zoop
The sound a vehicle makes when accelerating, typically a foreign alienated spaceship.
i drive a spaceship and the motors go ZOOP
verb, to Zoop: poop whilst on a Zoom call.
"The Zoom call had been going on for over two hours and I just had to poop so I went and did a sneaky zoop."
the action of masturbating until the bed around you is filled with sweat and bodily fluid, similar to gooning or edging!
dude I was up all night Zooping it!
Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?
Being extremely drunk, high or generally inebriated. Typically used to deceive someone who is acting extremely intoxicated after drinking alcohol or doing drugs.
Timmy ate 3 edibles and chugged two bottles of wine.
Timmy is zooped.