verb, to Zoop: poop whilst on a Zoom call.
"The Zoom call had been going on for over two hours and I just had to poop so I went and did a sneaky zoop."
1. Exclamation (informal): An immediate reaction of surprised disgust or avoidance to a situation or person, especially when referring to failed (or ongoing) relationship.
2. Noun: The immediate reaction of disgust or avoidance.
1. "OH my god Tiffany, the night was going so well until he whipped out his soggy hotdog and told me to add the mustard"
"ZOOP."
"I know right?"
"Fuck that guy."
2. "Tiffany, I hope your zoop scared the shit out of him and packed that sausage away."
"Why do you keep saying, 'zoop'? What the hell is a zoo-"
"ZOOP."
For something to be higher than one's ability to understand or handle.
I was trying to explain that issue to her, but ZOOP, right over her head.
Being or going through a zoop is a mental state where your brain turns into a chaotic ball of emotions because you can't decide if you actually love someone or if youre just losing your grip on reality. Its when you feel like your body and brain are fighting each other on whether or not you love or hate this person.
I cant tell if I actually love them!
Sounds like youre going through a zoop..
the action of masturbating until the bed around you is filled with sweat and bodily fluid, similar to gooning or edging!
dude I was up all night Zooping it!
Being extremely drunk, high or generally inebriated. Typically used to deceive someone who is acting extremely intoxicated after drinking alcohol or doing drugs.
Timmy ate 3 edibles and chugged two bottles of wine.
Timmy is zooped.