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When a girl gives a guy a handjob but with an American flag and he shoots out white fireworks and whispers "'Murica, fuck yeah" in her ear.
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.
Contributed to by BassDrop! And Gamingufight
A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others
"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."
A rich fucker that acts like they’re in England to assert and brag about the pure piles of cash they have lying around, and the 50 pound notes they wipe their asses with.
Lacey: “Anyone going out today?”
Hattie: “Yeah man, i’ll head over soon”
Oliver: “Your in America you american bastardo”
The correct name for the sport Americans mistakenly call football. The ball and rules of the game themselves being based on English Rugby, which itself evolved from football when a guy decided he wanted to try carrying the football instead of kicking it. Thus shape of football which was round so that it would roll on the ground when kicked was changed into a shape more conducive to being held in the hands.
“Keith was a star quarterback on his high schools American Rugby team.”
French fries in their American form.
Referred to as simply just "fries", America has won again in stealing one's heritage.
"I love me some American Fries"
-Donald Trump
Generally GTL. Can be used as an expansion of GTL to include mani/pedi, haircut. Any set of errands that are meant to make fresh.
First thing to do to get on your A game; American errands.
An individual who is of half African descent and any other ethnicity.
Bruce said “Tony is Halfrican American.” He’s Italian and Nigerian.