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A clan of guys (usually found in four packs) who stick together as a unit, through thick and thin, handjob to blowjob. They have each others back in everything they do. They can be seen in random places such as Publix, Wally, malls, mosh pits, concerts, beaches, eating at Jason's Deli, and rebounderz.
Common characteristics of them would be drinking Monster Energy drinks, driving in SRT4's, talking about how horny they are, making fun of ricers, blasting Cascada/Basshunter/a7x, wearing speedos, jager bombs, shouting loud/random things, slapping each other, and screaming "'Scuse me, can i talk'chu fo' a minute?" at insanely beautiful women (occasionally in their speedos).
If a bro-he wants to feel extra sexy, he would wear the signiture 'Affliction & Jeans' combo.
Bro-he's are badass and probably are better than you at everything.
Interest of a typical Bro-he: MMA, Monster, sex, women, milfs, cars, good music, jager, and more women.
Basically, if you are a bro-he, you have a unit of some of the best friends you can get that would die for you in a second, but ditch you when it comes to having sex, which is all good, because of the Bro-he Manlaw.
"What's up, bro-he?"
"Bro-he, where you at?"
"BROOOOOO-HEEEE!"
"Bro-he, did you see that ass?"
An act that exemplifies what it means to be a bro.
Hey Jimmer, that bro pic of us was bro money.
A group of males (generally caucasian and heterosexual) with a written code of conduct and set jurisdictions over certain areas/activities. Each law passed by bro court is debated and put to a simple majority vote.
For example:
Each bro must divulge the intimate details of. every sexual conquest to every other bro in bro court
Bro court can also be used derogatorily to describe a group of males who are clearly desperate to get laid and getting too drunk to be picky.
Jon's in bro court and has jurisdiction over the weight room.
Bro court is like fight club for grad students.
Bro-ing is the act of going out with your buddies and doing guy things like hitting sports events, working on vehicles, scoping out the game, hunting and any reasonable stuff guys like to do, providing that it's a guy only day.
Not sexist. Referring to times the guys want to get out of the house, or stick at home if the Super Bowl is on.
Bill: What's the plan today?
John: We're gonna go Bro-ing around. I got us all tickets to the {fav team} game!
Bob: Got the grill and cold ones?
Ed: Fo shizzle!
A male who works in a coffee shop. Male equivalent of Barista. They often seem to overcompensate by being overly friendly and acting like they are a personal friend of yours by referring to you as "dude" or "bro."
I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!
Bro-Cred is a method of payment between bros. When money is not available, the charge is placed on Bro-Cred to be payed back later. Bro-Cred is only used amongst those whom you trust.
Bro 1: "Oh shit dude, I only have 2 bucks in my wallet."
Bro 2: "Don't worry about it, we'll just put it on bro-cred."
"Fuck me man, after that last sack I'm up to $125 on bro-cred."