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A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.
I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.
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An act that exemplifies what it means to be a bro.
Hey Jimmer, that bro pic of us was bro money.
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Bro-Cred is a method of payment between bros. When money is not available, the charge is placed on Bro-Cred to be payed back later. Bro-Cred is only used amongst those whom you trust.
Bro 1: "Oh shit dude, I only have 2 bucks in my wallet."
Bro 2: "Don't worry about it, we'll just put it on bro-cred."
"Fuck me man, after that last sack I'm up to $125 on bro-cred."
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A group of males (generally caucasian and heterosexual) with a written code of conduct and set jurisdictions over certain areas/activities. Each law passed by bro court is debated and put to a simple majority vote.
For example:
Each bro must divulge the intimate details of. every sexual conquest to every other bro in bro court
Bro court can also be used derogatorily to describe a group of males who are clearly desperate to get laid and getting too drunk to be picky.
Jon's in bro court and has jurisdiction over the weight room.
Bro court is like fight club for grad students.
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Bro-ing is the act of going out with your buddies and doing guy things like hitting sports events, working on vehicles, scoping out the game, hunting and any reasonable stuff guys like to do, providing that it's a guy only day.
Not sexist. Referring to times the guys want to get out of the house, or stick at home if the Super Bowl is on.
Bill: What's the plan today?
John: We're gonna go Bro-ing around. I got us all tickets to the {fav team} game!
Bob: Got the grill and cold ones?
Ed: Fo shizzle!
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A male who works in a coffee shop. Male equivalent of Barista. They often seem to overcompensate by being overly friendly and acting like they are a personal friend of yours by referring to you as "dude" or "bro."
I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!
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Bro-night is a night when a group of male friends get together to do something in the intentional absence of women.
This is typically undertaken by a group of friends who are all in committed relationships, and wish to get away from womanly things, and eat pizza with their dude friends.
P1: Hey fella's bro-night is this tuesday, ditch ya bitch and come get some pizza.
P2: Uh sorry guys, I have to go to bed bath and beyond with my girl so we can pick up some lavender bath soap.
P3: Fuck that shit dude, bro-night is man-datory. You'll be there, and you'll be drinking fucking whiskey.
P2: You knnow what? Fuck yeah, I'll be there! Bro night!
P1: Bro nght!
P2: Bro night!
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