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Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.

Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.

by Mister Crapaud October 07, 2022


Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.

Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"

by The Fratriarch October 29, 2021


Rip gut

The style created by brotha Lynch hung the originator. As gen z refers to as horrorcore rap.

Rip gut is rap style that includes psychopathic cannibalistic murderous rap

I Love that rip gut style rap

by UnderstandingStreetslang February 07, 2023


Gut Monkey

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.

It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.

by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011


the guts

when someone has such a bad stomach ache their guts are rumbling non-stop.

i got the guts. i am fighting for my life in this bathroom.

by cinnamn February 18, 2022


Gorilla Guts

When you have such bad diarrhea, that you have no choice but to sit on the toilet for hours.

“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts

“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”

“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”

by BoyBoyBaggins July 27, 2021


gabby gut

Someone who loves to talk and share what they know with everyone around.

Timmy is such a gabby gut! I tell him something and next thing you know, everyone knows!

by flippin-burgers January 17, 2025