When people are slow to react to things therefore causing a delay in proceedings of an activity
The baseball game was stopped for a moment as the umpire had a brain delay
The inability to remember literally anything in the last few weeks leading up to the wedding. The Bride's brain feels like it was actually removed from her head, and fried (scrambled egg style). She starts speaking nonsense ideas and repeats herself multiple times since she can't remember who she told what to. Symptoms include but are not limited to: bad wedding dreams, waking up at ridiculous hours of the night and not being able to fall back asleep, forgetting to eat, rambling on about nothing, uncontrollable laughter at random things.
Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.
I'm afraid Kelsey has Bride Brain. She told me 6 times in a two hour span that she still needs to start packing for her honeymoon. I'm also worried about her mom, DiAnn, she laughs hysterically at almost everything.
A frosé - induced brain freeze.
While similar to the well-known brain freeze, the brain frosé packs a much harder-hitting punch. When rosé is consumed in frozen format, it creates a particularly mind-numbing phenomenon that brings grown men to their knees.
I would have gone out with him again, but he got brain frosé after round 4 and I just can't unsee that.
When you brain is as useful as a rock.
Man, after hitting that blunt I got mad rock brain.
A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.
1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.
When you have just thought of something completely random and off-topic, and decide to write/draw about that completely random topic.
Man 1: "Hey d00d. Look what I just drew."
Man 1: *shows picture of EPYC Randomness.
Man 2: d00d, that is just pure brain leakage man.
Man 1: I know, right?.
A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.
Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.