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When you give an indian burn on your penis with hot sauce.
Hey Cesar, I', going to give myself a native masturbation.
the feeling of being disturbed while walking in on someone masturbating
just walked in on trevor beating his meat, i’m masturbed.
when you beat the absolute living shit outta your meat package, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum", or "jizz" will rapidly start squirting and shooting out of your penis hole at 1000 miles an hour.
but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.
also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.
(masturbating)
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done
(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu
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what you do when you see your Grandpa.
Grandpa: *leaves room*
You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*
what you do when you see your Grandpa.
Grandpa: *leaves room*
You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*
Something you do when you need a quick fix because the real thing isn't available.
Jerry: Hey what are you up to?
Frank: I'm masturbating.
Jerry: Ok hit me up when your done.
What you were trying to do when your Mom caught you.
Chad were you masturbating?
No Mom my pants just slipped down and I was pulling them up!