a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843
GARY "MONKEY" TAN
The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.
"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
Someone that will always comment on your winning mahjong set.
Jeff Tan: 为什么不要自摸,听三遍
Can you don’t be like Jeff Tan?
When a Fake Tan is Very badly done causing tan to look like a cow print all over body
I was in a rush to do my fake tan for a wedding and it gave me a cowprint tan.