when you fuck someone dry for a whole season (preferably September, October and November). This can be at any time, any where without any 'what if' or 'buts'
Boy: hey babe guess what ;)
Girl: what?
Boy: today is the 1st of September
Girl: yeah and?
Boy: its dry season ;) đź‘…đź’¦
Generally beginning right after Halloween and stretching into late spring macking season is the time when thots and community dick tend to cuff up and stay inside for the colder months
Her “Imma unblock mr.Simp it’s macking season I’ll see y’all in the spring”
Him “aight den imma go tell my baby mama I want my family back and promise that Iv changed its macking season I’ll catch y’all on 2k”
January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
When one or many girls in your life are on there period during the Christmas season! Usually making Christmas an emotional nightmare.
I bought Sue that new coat she wanted for Christmas, but she was on her seasons bleedings and all she could do was yell at me because I didn't shovel the driveway right.
A long term parking concession sold to vehicle owners on a calendar basis
Season parking is also comparatively affordable.
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That special time of year when college kids, crackheads, and high school dropouts alike ban together to celebrate their degeneracy. Includes all loose behavior, such as throwing up in the bar, peeing in the middle of the street, stealing traffic cones, and any other loose behavior.
Friend one; "Jim is really taking part in townie season this year"
Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."