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self booth

(noun) when you don't have a booth and use yourself as the booth.

We didn't have a booth at the conference, so we made ourselves the booth. We had a self booth.

by llai November 03, 2019


Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 10, 2018


Self-d

When you take a selfie of your cock.

I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.

by moss1972 June 11, 2015


self pollinator

A pollite way of suggesting a person is a wanker, tosser or masturbator.

Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.

by Cycofy April 02, 2017


Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

by tomgreene March 04, 2010


self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.

Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.

by goldandsilverowner November 28, 2010


self chill

Being chill and at peace with yourself and who you are.

I like to recharge in my room after a long day out, soaking up my favorite tunes and doing some self chill.

by JonnyAppleSemenation January 23, 2018