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The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.
Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!
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When you take a selfie of your cock.
I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.
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Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.
Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.
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A pollite way of suggesting a person is a wanker, tosser or masturbator.
Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.
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To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.
The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.
"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
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The term single people use to tell everyone that the are not looking for anyone special or are off the hook.
Eg- So what's your relationship status?
I'm self-parterned
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Being chill and at peace with yourself and who you are.
I like to recharge in my room after a long day out, soaking up my favorite tunes and doing some self chill.
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