A person that does an excessive amount of fakin. Comes from the gogo song by the Backyard Band where Big G says "Hey, these niggas fakin right?!" and they respond with "Jr. Bacon right?!"
He likes to act hard be he nothin but a Jr. Bacon.
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n. The female anatomy.
"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."
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What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.
I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.
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Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.
My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!
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a bum that has not been washed for over a week, so it is sweaty like bacon grease.
i have well bad bum bacon today
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Due to the crappy dollar, politicians are now using whatever they can as bribes for votes. Since then, we've seen an explosion of street bacon in certain urban areas.
Hillary Clinton needed PA votes so she sent her peeps to Philly to hand out street bacon for support.
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The hairy flaps of a lady garden
She had hairy bacon!
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