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Meat jousting

The act of two men jousting with their penises.

Zach and Travis had a blast meat jousting the other night.

by G+money September 17, 2014


meat tricycle

The act of having sex with your friend and one girl, one penis is inserted into the vagina whilst the other goes into the mouth and like this you both pick the girl up and run around to make a Meat Tricycle.

man kyle is really cool and I think I want him to make a Meat Tricycle with Beth and I.

by Harmless Words January 15, 2019


Leg meats

A women’s vagina.

Damn it’s hot outside. I gotta go wash my leg meats.

by PDKT August 18, 2023


Meat Creeper

Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.

Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.

The unusually tall one?

Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.

What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?

by shakerrr February 27, 2011


wall meat

The glorious meat found at the glorious hole.

"Oh, I hope I get my filling of glorious wall meat today. Long, moist, glorious wall meat."

by TurbulentStar September 29, 2018


meat carnival

When a woman (or man) is in the center of twenty other guys giving them all head.

I took my dad to the meat carnival!

by Ghostly December 05, 2009


Slappy Meat

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

by House Corrothers January 07, 2014