When a dog has an itchy ass and drags it on the ground.
Can you let the dog out, he’s doing the cuban slide on the carpet again.
sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩
Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)
4 or more southern Caucasians making sweaty redneck love in a steamy sauna
Heeeyy yall come join me for a redneck slip n slide down in bama
When a girl gets eaten out by a gay guy.
I met this gay guy at a club and he tried out the glitter slip n slide!
a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
A bunch of gays who play football and are shit, my dead man could do better than them
Jesse and his friends play for Sliding into your CDM's
. Stands for Male Answer Syndrome. Used to describe a male know-it-all who doesn't really know-it-all. but also, a complete idiot, someone who tends to dish out inaccurate information on a regular basis - but with complete confidence and a touch of arrogance.
You are being a MAS / Slide Jawb