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The feeling one gets after licking an arse hole for 22 minuets plus
Richard licked his girls arse hole for 26 mins. Resulting in mild anal jaw
n. an attack on the anal cavity of a person, in which said attack would make said cavity resemble an area of land on which genocide has recently occurred.
Doctor: Did you recently try anal sex?
Patient: Perhaps.
Doctor: Alright lemme see your butt.
*Patient drops pants*
Doctor: Damn nigga! It looks like anal genocide up in this bitch.
Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....
Light pressure tappy taps that are applied directly to the b-hole. It’s like tapping a S.O.S button but the button is the anus.
According to experienced users of anal S.O.S the best outcome is proceeded by light pressure taps to the b-hole during a blowy or intercourse and just as your partner is about to cum you push hard and hold…and apparently magic happens… You may see unicorns people.
Variations are allowed…some users may prefer 3 light pressure taps followed by two firm taps and so on…honestly the possibilities are endless. Multiple fingers can be used or a combination of fingers, knuckles, and or a fist…it’s really up to the individual!
While giving a blowy she did a reach around for a little Anal S.O.S.
He was having a hard time cumming so he called out for an Anal S.O.S to help relieve him.
That Anal S.O.S caused quite an explosion.
He was experiencing whiskey dick and called for an Anal S.O.S to help get his penis moving.
A challenge where for the entire month of august, all sex has to be anal
Man: wanna have sex?
Man's GF:yea, anal or normal?
Man: anal
Man's GF: why?
Man: It's anal august. ALL sex has to be anal during anal august
Man's GF: Come on then... Get your clothes off!
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If you have intercourse it needs to be anal. No blowjobs, titjobs or creampies.
Bitch: Tries putting dick in pussy
Male hot boi: No it's anal August *puts dick in ass*
The violent hemorrhaging of the rectum or sphincter through the use of a phallic object or appendage. Typically associated with lube-less anal sex.
My friend David nearly bled to dead after a severe anal rending.