ass attack

Being REALLY REALLY stoned, resulting in your ass falling asleep. See stoned

Dude, after smoking that blunt, I felt an ass attack coming on.

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Weenis Attack

The weenis attack is when 5 guys smack you with their weenises.

Harry fell asleep and he fell victim to a weenis attack... SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

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Shaq Attack

sexual practice in which a male (usually above 6 feet) pounces on a woman trying to replicate shaq's ability to block in basketball, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse

guy1:dude why are you limping?
guy2:i hurt my leg shaq attacking this sexy ass chick last night

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Pack attack

To jump someone,or to pack somebody out, fighting as a large group against a single person or a much smaller group.

Marcus: What are gonna do about Tyler not giving us this money?

Paul: get yo homies and pack attack that nigga

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Shark Attack

The wave of mutilation left after having sex while a woman is on her period (shark week). Cleanup can be quite messy.

Honey, it's shark week and I'm not in the mood to clean up after a shark attack.

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Sneak attack

When you're waiting for a guy to kiss you, then you turn around to say something but the guy kisses you instead.

I went to tell him a story, but he pulled a sneak attack and ended up having sex.

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mac attack

The feeling you get AFTER eating food from McDonalds.

1. Dude, I hope you have a change of shorts for me... I feel a mac attack coming on

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