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Center of corn- Long version of cob.
We should replace the corn bone with a hot dog
To De-bone a magazine. Going through a magazine before you read it to take out all the cardboard cards of offers that are scattered throughout the pages.
This is so completely habit forming that you will find yourself de-boning magazines that you do not even read: ex.-Doctors Office, Dentist, Waiting Rooms.
When I get my Consumer Reports or Field and Stream, I de-bone them first. I hate those little cards falling out or in my way when I read.
A person that, when giving a hand job, grabs and or squeezes the boner too tightly, usually to the point of pain
Emily is a Bone Choker, so bad that the pain made me go soft.
When your partner uses your penis like Survivor man trying to start a fire with a stick.
I had four girls practice the Bone and Spindle on me last night, and now I need a skin graft.
A person, male or female, who is so into just sucking c**k rather than being in any real relationship, they are in a constant state of prowling for candidates whenever and wherever they go; yet are very good at hiding the fact around friends (even though they already know anyway).
Guy 1-"Holy shit I think I'm in love, who IS that?"
Guy 2-"You don't wanna mess with that bro, she's just a bone scrubber"
Guy 1-"For realz!?.....I'm goin in!"
When you accept a booty call from someone who has previously ghosted you.
Person 1: Yeah, I know she ghosted me, but I got a booty call from her last night.
Person 2: Just be careful with that haunted bone.
When you wake up in a hotel room, the AC is set to 60 degrees, still have your wet bathing suit on, and have no idea where you are because you were day drinking at a pool party
Rob: where the hell am I?
Matt: Dude we are in Atlantic City. You look like you are chilled to the bone. Let’s get ready to go out for the night