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When two guys stand back to back while a girl gives both a handjob at the same time.
I gave two guys the fire hydrant last night. They spayed 3 feet!
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#1 A kick ass song by the Meat Puppets, was covered by Nirvana in 1994
#2 another way to say hell.
#1 "Dude, Lake of fire is my favorite song"
#2 "I laugh at those people who say atheists will end up in a lake of fire"
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when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her nose.
"T" i totally did the fire dragon last night.
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To symbolise strength.
To compare a person to the strength of a burning fire.
She's / he's so fire
I'm so fire
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What happens to the human posterior region an hour or so after consuming spicy food. The poison has traveled through the digestive system of some poor, unfortunate soul and now makes an exit in a very uncomfortable manner.
Bud 1: "Shit, bud. I ran through those suicide wings WAY too fast. I'm going to go home and wait for this fire exit."
Bud 2: "I feel great sympathy for you and your anus. May God have mercy on your soul. And your anus."
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A fart that feels like your ass is on fire. It usually smells worse than regular farts. Usually occurs after eating chips with sauce after watching a Football game, or eating spicy exotic foods.
Hey, I think i'll have a fire fart.
Then get away from me!
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Riddles have long been relished for their ability to captivate one's attention and induce an indescribable obsession for a solution.
In one famous case, a collection of enigmas, cryptograms, quandaries, rebuses, cruxes, and conundrums are grouped and named according to difficulty. The groups are (from easiest to most difficult) CRYSTAL, LEAF, SAND, WATER, METAL, and FIRE.
Each category contains a sequence of eight questions of increasing difficulty. Therefore, the eighth question of the FIRE set is considered by many to be the most difficult riddle of the collection, and possibly the most difficult question in existence.
The phrase "Fire 9" is a term used to describe a hypothetical riddle or question whose solution is exceedingly difficult to derive or comprehend.
Person A: "Man, I just can't figure out what the heck 6KR means!"
Person B: "You may as well try to find an end for pi. Give it up man, it's an enigma, a Fire 9."
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