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Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.
Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!
Powdered Mitragynine hydrochloride. Usually has a yellowish tan hue, hence the name.
Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).
While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.
Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.
Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Friend: Hey do you have any kratom? That White Borneo was good shit if you have more of that.
Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.
"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
Someone that will always comment on your winning mahjong set.
Jeff Tan: 为什么不要自摸，听三遍
Can you don’t be like Jeff Tan?
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When a Fake Tan is Very badly done causing tan to look like a cow print all over body
I was in a rush to do my fake tan for a wedding and it gave me a cowprint tan.
A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.
Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.