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win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.

A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.

by QuacksO November 07, 2018


I Win

Meaning that you believe that you look better then usual

OR if you done with a petty argument or someone or something or just coming at each other. To put it to rest you say this

Me: I don't even care anymore tbh like you think you got the upper hand on me ๐Ÿ˜‚
Her: your just mad Cuz I took him from you lmao your feeling some type of way๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Me: Lmao if you say so but I told you I'm done soooo I Win

by Kenythee Matthew January 10, 2017


i-win

youtuber guy who has only been making the same unoriginal slop content like "The World Revolving/Big Shot x whatever milked down content is mainstream at the time" over the past couple years with a fanbase consisting of either people who come from his older videos facts series/speed of kirb/fnf era or somehow people from his latest videos

literal definition of stagnant or lack of creativity if im being honest

"oh hey, i havent checked out i-win's channel in a while, what kind of content does he make now?"
"just more milked down slop mixed in to sound like deltarune music, its been like that for what, 2 or 3 years?"
"oh my god."

by PMD_emerasfan2005 January 14, 2025


I Win

The game Called I win in which you name the game randomly for any situation (mostly in arguments)
you Win by Saying I win

I win The game is called I win so I win

by Demonic_Master February 17, 2022


Double win

To describe a win-win situation.

I pissed in her mouth, and she spit it back in mine; double win!

by AidrankAileen January 29, 2022


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by Death Menace October 04, 2023


win-lose bargaining

The result of a possible win-win scenario in which the clear beneficiary of the win-win scenario fails to keep their end of the bargain, resulting later into a win-lose scenario.

Commonly found with people who fail to transition a informal verbal agreement to a formal written agreement, backstabbers, double-cross someone, or dealing with someone with a "do nothin', get everythin'" mentality.

1.) When Paul failed to wash the dishes all week after his father let him go to a party the previous week, his father realized that he was a victim of win-lose bargaining.

2.) Mike had been involved with some win-lose bargaining when he and Ken agreed to split the bill only for Ken to leave without notice, leaving Mike to pay for the large meal.

3.) When someone agrees to give another head after they themselves have been given head, but then leaves, the giver of head is on the losing side of the win-lose bargaining.

by lastray February 03, 2011