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Add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you don't multiply
"Hey babe" " Yeah?" "Wanna do some math w/ me?" "Sure what type??" "Sex, it's just like math" :Does Mischevious Laugh: >:)
find a boyfriend first and than we’ll talk about it
So find a boyfriend
Make him horny
And than have sex
When a guy puts his cock in a girls pussy
either of the two main categories (male and female) into which humans and most other living things are divided on the basis of their reproductive functions. sex
sex is the best thing ever
“You,” Amanda says, pointing at me.
“Me?” I ask.
“Yeah you,” she says. “Your cute.”
“Um, thanks?”
“Do you have a big dick?” she asks me.
I chuckle. I do, in fact, have a pretty big dick. 9”, no cap.
“I sure do,” I smile.
She grabs my shirt and pulls me up to her. “Let’s have sex,” she whispers into my ear.
“Oh no-” I try to stop her but before you know it she dragged me into the janitor's office.
Amanda takes off her clothes, one by one, as I watch in amazement. She tells me to take off mine too, so I do. She grabs my dick and starts sucking it.
“Gotta warm up the dick before we use it,” she pauses, then continues to suck.
It feels so good. I can tell the cum is going to start pouring out of me any second now, and soon it does.
Amanda moans. “Your cum is the tastiest thing ever!” Amanda moans again.
She takes my dick out of her mouth and shoves it into her pussy. Immortality I start to feel so good, I start moaning too.
We’re both moaning so loudly that another kid knocks on the door. We quickly put our clothes back on and walk out.
“What were you doing?!” he asks.
“Oh nothing,” Amanda smiles at me.
The end!
Sex is intercourse. There are several styles, most popular being anal (Something, often a penis, going in the ass), oral (Something, usually a penis or vagina, going in the mouth), and vaginal (Something, often a penis or dildo, going into the vagina).
You can do it with two people, three people (Thus called a threesome), four people (foursome), five people (fivesome), or 6 or more (Orgy). Doing it by yourself, though, is called masturbation, and generally isn't counted as sex.
When having sex, it's a good idea to wear a condom or some other kind of protection, even if you don't think there is any way for you or one of your partners to get pregnant. 1, protection can reduce the risk of getting an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease.) And, 2, my mom was told that she was infertile, and they are pregnant with their 8th biological child now.
Jake: Me and Oliver had great sex last night!
Jane: You remembered to use protection, right?
Jake: Yeah, of course!
(Sorry if anything is incorrect. I'm a virgin asexual person, so I don't have much experience with the topic T_T)