Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.

Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.

Being albanian

Going to studium generale, scanning your card to collect the mandatory points and then immediately turning around and leaving.

Why did you leave early? Are you being albanian?

Being Bunny

When you are so horny and just wanna screw like rabbits. All day, all the time, and every chance you get.

K - "I'm so bunny right now!"
S - "I know, i'm always being bunny!"
K - "Wanna just do it in my car!?"
S - "Eh, F**K it why not!?"

Mint Mojito

Being a Riley

The act of taking credit for anything and everything good in an attempt to impress those who clearly don't give a shit.

"I thought of a new name for our band but Nick was totally being a Riley and said it was his idea all along."

Being Swift

When you lie about spending time in Idaho during college and happen to also have no soul.

That ginger is being swift

Being a yanos

Being forgetful clueless or losing things.

Adj
-not looking

Verb

Cheyenne is being a yanos and lost his glasess

Being a Redmon

The act of disliking when someone's name gets turned into an action

Person 1: "I hate that whole thing, when someone's name gets turned into an action"
Person 2: "Man, don't go around being a Redmon!"