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A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.
That writer is a certified church.
A place you should go you filthy animal.
“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”
“To church.”
“Didn’t expect it from you.”
The local gas station. A holy place.
"Dude I need a redbull I'm about to collapse"
"fine, let's go to church real quick
The Last Name Church Means Your Mother and Father Will Always Stick Together if You Do Something Wrong Your Punishment Is Probably Going To Fuck You Over
Did You Hear Those Church parents Last night
Yes I Did
1) A franchise, money-making machine based on god's word, the Bible.
Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".
2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.
That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
1) Example:
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.
2) Example:
- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
Person A) i love watching videos of big men's oily feet
Person B) you need to go to church