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A massive penis used by horny women. usually in the shape of their favorite porn star or boyfriend.
Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!
When the male is wearing a strap-on on his ass and he has a male or female on each side and is penetrating both with his penis and strap-on; greatly exaggerating the thrust so you get good action on both sides.
Gabe, paired with John and Johniffer has a great time using the Dildo Dick Combo.
The discard box for cleaning after dildos and other sex toys are used
"Brendon, you should practice good hygiene by cleaning out your dildo bucket right away after use"
When you are high AF and watch LOTR with your bros.
Dildo Buttkins is a cummin’!
Its a hamster and a dildo put together.
It makes the hamster dildo. New invention
A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.
Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums
A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?