slap your flaps

female masturbation

Hey mom, last night I slapped my flaps!
Mom? Do you slap your flaps?

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Phillipino Flap Jack

A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.

Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight

John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.

Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!

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block 'o' flaps

lesbian orgy.
women on top of each other

mate catch a load of that, thats a right block 'o' flaps

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Milwaukee Mud Flap

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

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Bisexual Cake Flap

Nobody knows what it is. But when you see it; You will know.

Steven: "What the fuck is that?!?"

Jose: "I believe that is a Bisexual Cake Flap."
Steven: "So THATs what it looks like."

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elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.

She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...

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your balls are flapping

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear

"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."

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