The legendary man who rose to fame simply by saying 'Wonga!' on the Envirofone advert. Has since become an Internet sensation. Is often used in videos to illustrate a point through the use of the word 'Wonga!'.
Narrator: 'Want some money for your phone?'
Wonga Man: 'WONGA!'
The sudden and alarming hissy fit that grown men have when confronted with information that they don't like, or when asked to do something that they don't want to do. Asking for some attention to be paid to you instead of a games console, for instance, will almost always result in a man strop. Likewise, the dreadful crime of informing him that he has behaved like a twat will be punishable by a full on man strop.
"I sked him to stop playing that thing for 5 minutes and listen to me, and he threw the controller down and stormed around in a total man strop"
"Grow up, you fucking baby, stop throwing such a man strop!"
A subtle way of saying "get me a drink, I'm thirsty".
Commonly used by a person to prompt a companion to get them an alcoholic drink.
A man is not a camel, it's your shout.
an extreme acid trip where the environment becomes hostile and unreal, much like that in the movie Lawnmower Man
"Yo, everything's going all lawnmower man..."
a term which actually means "porn addict", most "men of culture" are actually Redditors.
Bob: You just wouldn't understand because you're not a man of culture.
Me: You're not a man of culture, you're a porn addict.
A god like being that likes sticking peanuts up his ass.
Person 1: Did you see the peanut man today?
Person 2: Yea he shit himself
Swagger that true, real men carry upon themselves. A swaggerly presence that can be felt by anyone in a 5 mile radius. This is a swagger that Blake and Tim can fully pull off. The true definition of Man Swagger is Blake and Tim. Blake and Tim take swagger to a whole new level. Their swagger is so swaggy, that they can make up their own swag words, and make everything they do swagtastic.
I saw Blake and Tim walking down the road the other day, and they started to glow with swaggerly goodness. I hung out with Blake and Tim today. Just being around them, added to my life a little man swagger. I wish I were Blake and Tim, cause if I was, then I wouldn't have to question if I had swagger or not, I would know that no one else had swagger that compared to me. I wish Blake and Tim would teach me how to use man swagger.