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Eskimo kindest and #5 ugliest people in the world but beautiful at the same time the strongest people you will ever meet
Kevin: omg I wish I was from Greenland
Greenlandic people: yeah itβs greAt
Somebody who thinks that Logic is not real, mainly because they don't have logic nor common sense. But just look at the music artist... He's real right?
Logimacl people~
Jimmy: EH-MAH-GAWD!! Look at that girl, do you think she'll ask me out?
JimmyJohns: Jimmy, that's just not Logical...
Jimmy: Well than there is no logic... LOOK! SHE'S WALKING TWOARDS ME!!!!
JimmyJohns: Oh boy...
Wendy's: EH-MAH-GAWWWWD!!! It's my long lost brother Jimmy!!!
Jimmy: Long lost brother???
Wendy's: Didn't you know? You're adopted silly...
{Takes off mask, shows true form as Chick~fil~a cow..}
Jimmy: NOOOOO!!!
JimmyJohns: Logimacl people, am I right?
Jim
With the younger generations which I am apart of myself, Essex Boys tend to think they are hard just because they got the latest Gucci and got parents ballin' in the money, they ride around the county with their scooters and BMX's and live on a diet of McDonald's McFlurrys they stole and Energy drinks, however some of us are a bit more like me, a bit shyer, very introverted, hard working and respectful to others in public at the very least.
When it comes to Essex Girls, only a part of the stereotype is true. No Essex girls wear fucking Stilettos, fact. And not all say 'you alright love?' every two fucking seconds, however only a couple do actually do that. The part that is true, is that Essex Girls are for the most part, very slutty and gravitate towards the traditional 'Cool Guy' who they will inevitable suck off everyday after school and then start dating only to break up 2 hours later. They wear extremely tight and short skirts to school, that throughout the day will 'conveniently' creep up their body to the point where their ass is almost exposed. Their faces are approximately 70% makeup and these girls jump to conclusions quicker than Usain Bolt can do the fucking 100m sprint. They often wear shorts, maybe skinny half ripped jeans, extremely tight leggings, mini skirt, crop tops, latest Adidas and Nike shit, ten tonnes of makeup, perfume and more fucking perfume, Victoria Secret shit or just any bra or panties that make you look a fucking slut.
"Some Essex people are nice, others... Not so much"
the number 1 gizz fan in the world, an acient scholar of polygondwanaland.
Hey, look it's the one and only pollman- People Vultures!
Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
The people groomed to run shit.
Everybody gather round, one of the poodle people is gonna do a new trick! A new party trick!