when you take the girls vagina and light a match and let her quiff on the match onto your chest.to make a flame of quiff.
you need a salty sea bass muda fucka.
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The act of a woman floating on her back in water and a man with hepatitis defecates on her stomach after eating peanuts. The female proceeds to take apart and eat the feces while eating the peanuts that are contained inside.
Samantha happily accepted a Salty Sea Otter from Tim.
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An integer of sea shells greater than two sea shells and less than four sea shells
She sells neither two sea shells nor four sea shells, but three sea shells, by the seashore
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The name for vagina lips when they look like roast beef because the female owner of the vagina lips are whores. They are super loose and flabby and have brown outlines and un-naturally pink innards. The lips are called floppy sea creature because they literally look like something that floats at the bottom of the sea and feeds on smaller sea critters.
DUDE!! That chick Ruby has a Floppy Sea Creature
OH F**K RUN!!!
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the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.
Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!
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When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period in the missionary position.
Did you hear about Johnny and Abby last night? It was her time of the month but he took on Parting the Red Sea anyways!
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Refers to the idea of holding one's breath while under water. Usually takes place when a woman goes down on a male (or even if a male goes down on male). While she is diving, the receiver simply pinches the nose of the one doing the job. This usually leads to lack of oxygen, purple faces, and good laughs with your bouddies.
While performing oral sex on his boyfriend, rod was tricked into a deep sea dive.
Rashad was charged with sexual assault after his girlfriend told police he made her do a deep sea dive against her will.
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