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A condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate. They are always speaking vociferously with no regard for others around them.
Jim, did you see that blue tool in church receiving communion with his earpiece on?
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see also mushroom bruise and mushroom tatoo. It is the mark on a woman(or man), after being whipped by an erect penis.
did you see the mark on her face?, that must've been a blue mushroom
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The color of blue that is brighter than most others. Many cars, shoes, and clothes come in this color. It is said to have been worn by royalty.
"His shoes are royal blue."
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A sexual act where a partner tightly ties a string around the man's ball sack, hits it with a 2x4, brays loudly, and then walks away.
When Tina secretly found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, she tied him to the bed promising an amazing experience - but instead gave him a blue donkey.
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winner of season 4 of Last Comic Standing, a hilarious comic who has cerebral palsy which he is able to use to his advantage in his stand-up routines
Ty Barnett was funny, but Josh Blue definitely deserved to win.
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one of the most popular ex pills out there,because rappers normally talk about blue dolphins
i got some blue dolphins last night and rolled until 6 in the morning
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I got my blue wings with her today .. We fucked in the sea
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