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Any shade of the color blue that a Jew just happens to be wearing.
"Hey, Absalom. You look fabulous in your new jew-blue yamaka.
You should wear it to my Kwanzaa party, my mother would adore it."
A Person, Place, or Event that attracts a Jewish Person or Audience. Someone or Something that is popular with jewish people.
"Jewish Women seem to throw themselves at Ted, he's a real Jew Magnet."
"She won't go shopping there on Black Friday, she claims it's a real "Jew Magnt"
1. A jew who is from the Middle East.
2. A jew who is cranky (sand in their vagina).
"Man he is cranky, he must be a sand jew!!!"
Anyone imitating, emulating, agreeing with, or not annoyed by a particular dumbass, also known as Lord Packum's the Squire. Sometimes seen "Jewing" on fellow members of the D.S. or vegetating and making ignorant "Jewish" remarks in the most inappropriate of places. Often "Jewing" the final hits from a piece even when it is obvious it is beattums. Acts of Jew-bastardism are punishable by the loss of a singe golden star. It is no accident the act "Jewishness," for all true Jew Bastard stem from the motherland of Greece. Symptoms include stupid grins, random babbling, and the habitual loss and failure to comply with the game of Nose Goes.
FATHER:: "God Dammit, someone spilled a million fucking nerds in back of my S.U.V., and started using my cup holders as ashtrays."
Daughter:: "OMG! What a fucking Jew Bastard."
Father:: "You tell that Jew Bastard, that if he doesn't clean up the nerds and stop ashing in the cup holders, I'm going to cut off his little Jew Bastard balls!"
a person who gets circumcised twice due to the first failing
dave :"I have to get a second circumcision because the first failed"
jack: "That must make you a super jew"
One who is a stinge with their alcohol. One who hoards any sizeable quantity of liqour whilst claiming they cannot come off with any much the same as Jews hoard metal and gems. Completely interchangeable with the names Jeanne or Jarrod. Also Vodka Kike.
Alcoholic 1: "Mom, let me get a shot"
Alcoholic 2: "Dude, get the fuck off my bottle, I guess I
gotta go hide the shit."
Alcoholic 1: "Mom's a fuckin bitch dude."
Alcoholic 3: "She's a total fuckin booze jew dude."
burning down a house, or business to collect money to make a profit.
did you hear about cold stone and what happened with their jew lighting?!!?