e-douche

a person who cannot live without and cannot stop playing with their electronic device (i.e. blackberry, iPhone, iPod, etc.) for more than 30 seconds for fear of missing something.

Jim: "Check out Josh. He hasn't put his iPhone down for hours! Shouldn't he be playing baseball or something?"
Bill: "Yeah, but he can't help it, he's an e-douche."

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e-diot

A person who posts idiotic things online (on the internet), yet is a highly intelligent person offline (in real life).

An online idiot.

You're an e-diot.
Did you see what Bill posted last night, he may be a brain surgeon but he is such an e-diot.
Can you stop posting so many cat videos, you're being an e-diot.

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e-muscles

One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.

He was so rude to me over text and then when i saw him in person, it was as if nothing rude was ever said....He must have had e-muscles.

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e-sauce

a special kind of sauce that makes a person suddenly more Native American, and more British. This magic sauce is consumed by only the best chavvs and townies and tastes like heaven.

Ello Chap! I just tried that bloody e-sauce and now my tougne's all in a bundle...you want to sacrifice a cow?

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e nail

An electronic device used to control the temperature of a titanium (or quartz, etc) dish, used in place of a bowl on a glass on glass water pipe, used to consume medicinal concentrates/extracts.

Your dude: Hey man, have you checked out those sweet new e nails over at Bridge City Dabs?
You: Yeah brotha, they're sick as f*ck! In fact, it's the only way I'll dab!

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e-bandon

to suddenly stop e-mailing someone (friend/business associate) after correspondence has already been established

I bumped into an old college friend and we e-mailed for while but when I suggested getting together she e-bandoned me.

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e-havior

noun; the altered way that people behave when in an online setting, such as a chat room; alter-ego behavior online

Out of line with her usual demure comportment, elaine_a_go_go cursed at herbert2000 in a classic display of jekyll-and-hyde e-havior.

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