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Having sex right after a shower when still wet.
My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.
The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.
"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.
"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.
steps:
1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”
“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”
“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”
“no, basically the opposite.”
When a musician who plays a stringed instrument accidentally skips a few parts/loses track of progress in a musical piece/score due to the obsession to that other part that they skipped to in a musical piece.
I was playing Tchaikovsky's 4 Seasons on my violin; I loved that fast allegretto so much because it sounded so difficult yet so elegant and pleasant at the same time. Whilst playing that fast allegretto part, I realized I was rushing and that I skipped a few measures ahead of my other fellow musicians, and so the mistake embarrassed me and caused me to return back to the pace of the other musicians, which was no easy task, and since they were playing so quickly, I had to follow the cue with much difficulty. This is the worst String Slip of my life!!
a type of race where to lose is to lose the vehicle you're driving/racing in.
Jones: Yo mate, up for a pink slip race for an Agera R? You lose, I'm taking your C7 Corvette. You win, you get my Agera R.
-some time later-
Jones: Yikes, I guess you win my lover...
a shit that slips out of one's anus when he or she is sticky from sweat
Jimmy: Yo I just took the nastiest Slip n' Stick
Teacher: Jimmy stop coming into my class
When someone diarrhea's on their partners back and then they jump and slide along their back.
Hey babe do you fancy a dirty steamy slip n slide