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Nipple sex or commonly nipple fucking
I just seventh based my girlfriend.
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When you fart in front of, or take a dump for the first time while hanging out with a girl
I was hanging out with my date when i slid into turd base and she called me safe.
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When you celebrate the 40th time your girlfriend has changed her hair color, this week. This celebration takes the form of first starting on her bed, until it becomes clear that she is incapable of satisfying you, so you switch to the bathroom, hoping a change of scenery will somehow help her along. After three hours of her trying, she will barely get you off, then you can make jokes about her technique for the next couple hours before you leave, laughing. You then must make jokes, for years, about that one day.
You: Wow, that was lame. You really pulled off 109th base, to the letter. What's with your hair? You change it every other hour.
Her: What do you expect? The hair dye sank into my brain, and now makes it impossible for me to do even the simplest of tasks.
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when your stupid enough to jump off a building. Simple enough
Why the hell would you jump off a building
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wow this is a gooder the ol' second base personally i think it is too easy to skip or go through without knowing what u did i mean its just a good feel up.
wow i got to second base, of course i hit a home run that night neways and she is pregnant so it kinda sucks
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When Someone (Andrew) is home or at a designated location (or) is in contol
1 Andrew arrives at party, "Ace on base"
2 "Bro where u at?" "Ace is on Base brohoob"
3 Don't worry Ace is on base
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referring to the "bases" of sex, i.e. first base- making out. Thus a base jumper is someone who skips over a base.
John: Damn i hear robby went from first to third with you last night!
Jane:What can i say? He is a trained base jumper.
John:Damn bitch
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