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When a girl gives you a blowjob so wet and volatile that it feels like getting a blowjob from the Tasmanian devil. Can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how sloppy you like your blowjobs
Dashawn: Man my girl gave such good head last night
Gregoriano: bro my girl gave me a Tasmanian blowjob last night! It was like puttin my dick in a waterfall!
When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back
Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob
When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.
Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)
The act of sticking a penis into a gauged ear and thrusting and sucking profusely until ejaculation.
Oh Shit, Charlie is getting a gothic blowjob in the bathroom!
that blow job that was a bit goofy
man i got a goofy ahh blowjob last night
The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.