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Crab Baddun

Incredibly harsh and horrendous word for a bad vagina, possibly badly shaven. A fishy and abrasive example of the Female genitaliaA word to be used only to stop a conversation.

Gosh, she had a Crab Baddun of a pussy! I think I've got friction burns.

She had a real Crab Baddun, I'm never going to Amsterdam again...

by PhallicCactus November 3, 2011


crabs pic

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finna send me a crabs pic?

by eddiemunsonsslut July 20, 2022


New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024


Crab Sack

A crab sack is when the meaty cock of a male crab goes inside the anus of a human female, this act of sexual crabercorse is why we have jesus

Give me that crab sack

by CommunistEperson April 5, 2021


Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 20, 2020


horny crabs

a person who gets nasty with their lover when they are hard, but you arent there to get it.

we were about to hook up til he got horny crabs, and decided he didnt like it after all.

by mopinko September 13, 2022


Crab trap

The act of taking a girls legs pushing them all the way up and then you sit on her while you fuck her so she cant move and then you scream crab trap and bust in her

woah last night was crazy i fucking crab traped that bitch!

by iceman_420 July 13, 2011