Edward is a guy with a massive knob
Dude, Edward has a humongous member
A Posh British male, probably a part of some royal family or have significant wealth.
sir Edward of Bevelton is coming to pay us a visit, it would be terribly awful should he not be greeted with your Winsome presence.
Edward is someone who is annoying but also kinda funny
“My brother edward Simmons is annoying but cool”
Edward is someone who has a big shlong and knows his way around with hot milfs.
Omg look at him he’s an Edward
An Edward will appear in your life when you least expect it. They may feel uncomfortable to be around but that is because they are shy. Edwards have a beautiful smile and warming eyes...The more you get to know them, the more caring they will become. Edward’s are very similar to Johnny’s.
Edward is different, I love that!
Edward seems shy.
An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.
Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.