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A high end smartphone made by Google, designed to compete with the iPhone. Unfortunately, Google seems to be doing this by copying whatever "courageous" thing Apple did but a year or two later. iPhone removes the headphone jack in 2016, Pixel in '18. iPhone adds Face ID in '17, Pixel might have it in '19. As you might expect, most people aren't going to buy an iPhone copy when they could buy an actual iPhone for the same price.
Google pushes for two main advantages that it has over it's competitors:
* The Pixel's camera (Legitimate advantage, but most people the Pixel targets will put filters on their photos or have them compressed to hell regardless of how good the camera is).
* The fact that it uses stock Android (Not applicable to about 95% of the people Google is targeting).
Design and feature wise, the Pixel is behind most of it's competitors. Put a Galaxy Note or a high end OnePlus or Huawei next to the Pixel, and you'll see the latter looks objectively blander and less premium than the more ostentatious competitors. When it comes to software, the Pixels often lack features that the competitors have had already (facial recognition, dark mode, SD card slot, dual/triple cameras).
All of this being said, the Pixels could have sold decently if they were marketed towards the tech enthusiasts rather than a mainstream audience. Google's old Nexus phone managed to have some appeal with that crowd. But with the Pixel, they're stuck in an uncomfortable middle ground.
Person A: I have a Galaxy S10
Person B: I have an iPhone X
Pixel owner: I have a Google Pixel.
Person A & B: Dude, wtf is that thing? Looks like an iPhone copy.
Pixel owner: My Pixel is better than your rubbish Samsung.
Tech head: That thing doesn't even have expandable storage,a wideangle or telephoto camera, or dark mode. The gesture navigation it forces you to use is also dog shit, and it's got a ton of software bugs as well. And it costs $900?
Pixel owner: bUt mUh uPdAtEs
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What a troll says when he has instantly realized he has been proven wrong.
Persons 1: You know your wrong, and I have just proven it.
Troll 2: Just Fucking Google It you twat.
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A man that is extremely drunk asks his girlfriend to go get him a google berry.
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to search long and hard on google, or any type of search engine, to find exactly what you are looking for. In other words searching deep.
I had to deepthroat google to find the goddamn keygen for this program.
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Motherfuken piece o' technologie man, you know what I be chattin bout? Ya put dese motherfuckers on ya head, then ya can lyk fuken look atit and tell it to do ting. Mosta tha bumbaclot dat wear dese ar reet Glassholes seen?
Agh, J, look at dat reet rasta over there wearing dat fancy ass technolochicken, wha be dat G?
J: hahaha, you know how high I am seen? Agh, dat be da Google Glass innit fam?
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All the fun of Facebook, minus all the shit.
Unfortunately the one big downside is that people on Google Plus are complete idiots. I'm not joking.
Pretty funny to read though.
Guy 1: Hey are you on Google plus?
Guy 2: Yeah, sucks how stupid people on it are though.
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~google whores
people that will post on a forum the same thing to almost any question,
"go search google"
it dont matter if they know the answer or not.
this then can make also be a waste of time if the person has already searched google.
~
:forum newb:
hey were can i find a tutorial on c++ or vb6.
:admin of c++ and vb6 forum:
go search google
:forum newb:
hey does anyone know were i can find a linux distro?
:linux forum mod: google.
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