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The presidents of the united states are a good band!
A adjective used when someone is lying.
Guy 1: lmao i won the lottery
Guy 2: did you just make america great again?
Yo im goin to the largest university in north america
make america gay again, cuz' im fabulous~~~
The best Marvel movie ever created starring : Steve Rogers (Capt 'Merica), Tony Stank (Iron Man), Black Panther (Best Superhero besides Cap), and a bunch of other heroes no one remembers
That move, Captain America : Civil War, was the best movie of all time, I ate a whole bucket of popcorn.
Accidentally nailing someone in the balls, then before you can apologize or act sympathetic, you are completely overcome with laughter which you then must apologize through.
I America's Funniest Home Video'd Max earlier with the dodge ball.... I felt horrible, but man it was funny. He's still mad.
The person who came second in the popular vote in the presidential election.
'Donald J Trump' or 'America's second choice for president' as he is known in our house...