Brenton Tarrant Did Nothing Wrong

The truth. Brenton Tarrant didn't do anything wrong
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Did you hear of that Australian man that did something wrong to a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong

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But did you die?

A reply often said by parents when your complaining about some pain you have

Boy: " mom, my foot hurts"
Mom: "but did you die?"
Boy: "no.. bu-"
Mom: "-but did you die?"
Boy: "no.."

Did I asked?

The most freaking rude way to say I don't care

Child: I got an A grade on my test
Cash: Did I asked?

did i asked

when a people says something then someone replys with "did i asked" or "did i ask"...

Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker

...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

How did you get this bored

Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.

Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away

Did a Simon

To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.

So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!