Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."
"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"
"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"
"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"
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guhd-moore-neen bon-ch
Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
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Pooping on a sunday morning.
my family goes pooping on a sunday morning
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A stream of urine that come out in one or more completely unpredictable directions, rendering even perfect aim futile. This creates a mess for the next person who cleans the bathroom. This typically occurs after sleeping in on Saturday.
Tina's gonna be so pissed, I Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the bathroom floor.
Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.
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The opening sequence for the channel Good Mythical Morning
"Good Mythical Morning!" said Rhett to Link.
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1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.
2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.
1) Thief in the morning dew
Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."
Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."
2) Thief in the morning dew
Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"
Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."
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There has got to be something special about a morning piss.
Hym "I wonder if there are some kind of special morning piss chemicals released in your brain when you piss shortly after waking up ๐ค Seems to be the case. I swear, I could sleep for 72hr straight so long as I didn't have to piss but as soon as I wake up and take a piss? I'm up. For the rest of the day. It's over. Returning to sleep is an impossibly. As soon as them piss brain chemicals start flowing I am filling with limitless energy. Maybe that'll be my claim to fame. I'll harness those piss chemicals and sell them in drink form. Call it 'Morning glory'... Wait that's milk.... Wait... Did they beat me to it!? Does 'Morning Glory' milk utilize piss chemical technology!? Well, shit... Now this has turned into a milk advertisment... Damn... Oh well, I'll think of something... How about... 'Gold shock?' Harness that morning piss energy with 'Gold shock!' "
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