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Draggin' The River

To prepare a recovery effort for a corpse in a river

Well if things get worse, I can't shake this curse
Then start draggin' the river for me

by Goodboah1899 July 6, 2023


Sold Me Down the River

There's a fire beneath my skin
There's a fever that makes me ill
Got a love, a love that kills
I've got twenty four hours to live
Comeback, I'm begging you please
Comeback, I'm down on my knees
Comeback, I'm begging you please
I don't know why and I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
There's a rose across my chest
Got your name written on it
Love's the drug that I live by
Give me a shot before I die
Comeback, I'm begging you please
Comeback, I'm down on my knees
Comeback, I'm begging you please

I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
Sold me down the river tonight
Whoo whoo
I've got twenty four hours
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
All right
Sold me
Sold me
Sold me down the river
Sold me
Sold me
Sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker June 23, 2021


river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food

I almost died from a river shark last night!

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017


Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

by tumblebeerumble April 2, 2022


River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.

Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office

by Cajerardo April 7, 2021


D-Nile River

When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!

I’m so sorry! Your attractiveness caused a D-Nile River running straight to your clean sheets!

by AR13$ November 3, 2022


Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.

John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex

by Mbop May 10, 2023