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When you hit your head off something and have a golf ball sized bump.
"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"
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Somebody (pariticularly relationship between parent and child) pressuring and pushing them into academic and social greatness. Or—pushing a kid into the deep end of the pool to figure it out instead of giving them a swimming lesson
“Cheryl is such a Chinese tiger mom, she made Logan go to violin instead of soccer practice.”
“Cheryl is such a Chinese tiger mom, she made Logan go to violin and won’t let him play video games.”
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–noun
1. Mothers who, instead of of traumatizing her kids through musical instrument lessons, inflicts similar damage on their kids through excessive use of holistic health practices, hearsay through church bible groups or zen retreats, inconsistent disciplinary practices, strange rapport-building practices, insistence on serving home-grown fruits, and a ton of karaoke.
2. A failed prototype of Tiger Mom.
Lisa doesn't play any instruments, she had a tiger prawn mom and so all she can do is sing karaoke. She didn't even get into Brown.
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a male version of "that's what she said" referring to Tiger Woods
"That's a big hole!"
"That's what Tiger said!"
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1) An expression that could be used right after someone hears that yet another woman has come forward to reveal that she has had sexual relations with the most well-paid athlete in the world.
2) Name of a porn film slated for release in February 2010.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that another woman today said that she had sex with Tiger Woods?"
Dude 2: "Tiger's got Wood!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, I can't wait to see that one when it comes out on DVD."
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A very easy shot or tap in goal in a soccer or hockey game. Often scored by amateurs or bench players.
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kyle misses game winning open net shot....
chris: "Damn it kyle that was a Tiger Woods tap in!"
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sam: " ya i had the game winning goal last night"
joe: "i heard it was a Tiger Woods tap in...."
sam: "Uh um ya but it was awesome, you had to be there"
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Performance anxiety that prevents a man from giving his sexual partner a golden shower.
The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:
Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.
Ho: Honey, why can't you drench me with your golden nectar?
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!
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