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Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.
1. “Okay just fuck me.”
2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!
A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.
You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up
shut up you can’t tell me what to do
This is a song made by a guy who wants a man who can make anything.
Z)Let me carve your way pwease?
E)Nope
Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot
Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot