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gay penis sex

you get one penis
and other penis
and a butthole
and create a human centipede but the first man's dick is in the other man's ass and it keeps going like so

"hey man wanna have gay penis sex later"
"oh i would love to have gay penis sex 😍😍"

by HUMONGOUSCOCK November 14, 2023


lunch break sex

The act of physical inter course usually performed with a limited time frame that is meant to be reserved for eating during the work day. Smashing someone when you're supposed to be taking a break in order to get extra relief. Usually found in restaurants/offices/clubs or any type of job where the girls are more about doing the damn thing!

I'm busy all night and have a ton of work to do today so, I can squeeze you in for some lunch break sex and I'll just eat at my desk beforehand!

by Mike Evil December 10, 2015


The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave

Long ago a man was by himself he had no woman,but occasional fuck girl he knew through charity work in a shop.He said he

works with young people.She kept showing

up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could

hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after

they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately

his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacredπŸ™πŸ½What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of GodπŸ™πŸ½I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA

The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave

by Janet21 March 5, 2023

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num sex

Using benzocaine (numbing cream) as lube during intercourse and fellatio. Person's involved will experience numbing in the genital and oral regions leading to numb cock and num tongue.

Shelly accidently grabbed her grandfather's numbing cream thinking it was sexual lubrication. Shelly was surprised when she experienced num sex.

by Mermer0008 March 19, 2017


Butthole money sex

The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter

Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join

by Thatguy638 July 13, 2022


Pythagorean Throat Sex

When she or he gives their male partner extremely award winning deep throat. So good that it can be almost calculated down to the second of him busting a nut.

Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes. My head game is genius!

Girl 2: girl you sure did. It was calculated right. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex.

by HAILYEAH! July 27, 2021


Pythagorean Throat Sex

When a woman or man can calculate down to the second when their male partner will bust a nut from award winning head.

Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes.

Girl 2: you calculated that down to the milliseconds. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex!

by HAILYEAH! July 28, 2021