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what is sex my mother wont tell me
me and my uncle love to do the sex
Sex is something some wait for, and some have sex early because they are bored. Sex is crazy fun, and sex is overrated. Chocolate or vanilla? What flavor do I choose? I chose a mixture of both. Delicious! Sometimes hot and sometimes cold.
What kind of sex do I want tonight?
An injury that happens during sex.
Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.
Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."
When you have sex while wearing formal clothing.
They went to a meeting together but ended up having formal sex.
damn sammy looks rly sex c today holy shit (this applies to just about everyday as well)
When a midget from Belgium has sexual intercourse with an animal
Dude! Didn’t you hear the news? There was nameless sex again on my lawn!
Got horny and bored and decided to use my chihuahua as a Mexican sex doll