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The lord an savior Jesus H. Christ of all milk percentages. 3% and 2% are just chunky white shit, like yourself. Drink 1%, or else Satan will eat your children. God will hate you if you drink different milk. Rejoice
Friend: 1% milk gives me life.
Me: Fucking carry my children.
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its a better sport than football by a mile.
me: football matches are so boring theirs barely any action in some of them! in formula 1 theirs always overtakes and politics and loads more its so good.
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the first day of destroy dick december
person1:dude its dec 1
person2:hell ya
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Serene imagery (Typically on a digital clock). Peaceful and pleasing to look at, emitting a sense of calm.
My clock said 1:11 and all felt right in the world.
You mean 11:11, right?
No.
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The time in the movie Empire Records (1995) that AJ decides he will tell Corey that he loves her.
The most amazing time of the day.
AJ: Well, thats good, because I have to tell Corey that I love her by 1:37.
Lucas: That's an excellent time.
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massive outdoor event , with lots of types of music including hard house , dance , trance , techno , hardstyle, gabba and many more. this event is running along side the Q-dance lable who are international knowen for their big events including qlimax and qountdown , crowds can be in excessive for over 500,000 people , which is held once a year.
ME: are you coming to Defqon 1 this year?
friend: too right wouldnt miss it for the world!!!
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