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A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.
This football bore is talking bollocks.
November was the official Month the best sport on earth was invented.
International Football Month is the best month ever
When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!
When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field
I just crushed Tom by doing a dirty football
vigorously masturbating, usually used in the context where you hurt yourself in the process.
dave tore his acl while playing some "snow football"
literally the definition of rugby for wimps
Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps
Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.
American football is fucking shit