jones for your bones

Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.

"Whenever I see you naked, I jones for your bones."

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The Martha Jones Effect

The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.

Example #1

“I hate Martha Jones so much!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”

Example #2

“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”

“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”

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Jiggaboo Jones Locker

The unspeakable riches of a powerful Nigger Pirate that terrorized the Cape of Storms in Southern Africa. Nobody speaks of this treasure, because it's said that if anyone finds it the world will be overcome with niggerdom due to the unimaginable amount of treasure he possessed.

Arg matey!! Have ye heeeerd of JiggaBoo Jones Locker?

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Bob Jones University

A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.

I got expelled from Bob Jones University for listening to The Beatles.

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Jack-Ass Jones

Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing asshole but you won't dignify them by even using their name.

Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!

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Rylee Lloyd-Jones

Rylee is pretty fucken cool he is the man and really short. He can throw cheese at your eyes and make them bleed which is fucken built different. we worship rylee and treasure him.

Olivia: “Rylees so cool”
Maddy: “yeah ikr, if only i could be him”
Olivia: “i wish i was Rylee Lloyd-Jones”

Big Nigga Jones

.Big .Nigga .Jones is the most powerful being on earth. his penis is so comically large he is unable to have sex

Damn no homo But, Big Nigga Jones has a massive Cock