milk jousting

A sexual act of ramming ones mouth and cumming in their face

Roberts milk jousting Jaquelins face tonight. It going to be sick bruh

The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

milk dwep

Fucking a pregnant women while drinking her milk out of her tit

You milk dwep my mom.

milk recycling

When enjoying a bowl of cereal, the act of dripping out the milk for further use.

Most commonly seen when the user requires a second serving and has no more milk in the carton or gallon.

Bob1: I'm gon grab some milk and cereal, want some?
Bob2: Damn forgot to buy some milk, i guess u gonna have to use milk recycling on the rest

Bob1: bitch

milk skirt

Another name for a mustache.

"Milk", describing the color an upper lip fades to after wearing a mustache for an extended period of time.

"Skirt" describing the growth of hair that protects this sensitive, sensual area.

"We rarely catch such a glimpse under the milk skirt"

(After performing cunnilingus) "Well.. I'm off to scrub the ole milk skirt..."

"Randy began acting like a real diva after he started wearing that milk skirt."

Booty milk

A smelly, but large amount of white liquid. This liquid flows out of the butthole during anal sex only..

Rebecca- Fuck it "PUT IT IN MY ASSHOLE"
Tony-Bet!
Rebecca-OH YEAH FUCK MEE!!
Tony-What is this white liquid coming out your asshole?!
Rebecca-Well that's my booty milk!?

Milk topper

A female who likes to suck hard nipple.

Gemma is such a milk topper