i hate pizza

an analogy of the sarcastic variety used to compare things that you obviously like because there's nobody who dislikes pizza.

i hate sex like i hate pizza.

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Vampire Hate Fuck

When you are so angry at a woman that you throw her on the bed on her back, then proceed to dry hump her out of your hatred for her. Then while dry humping her you twist her entire head around on and a half time so her head faces the floor and you continue to dry hump the hell out of her.

When we got in a huge fight because I did not want to go out for Italian food two night in a row it suddenly turned into passion and I threw her on the bed and vampire hate fucked her until she moaned for more.

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Hate Fuck

To have your dick sucked immediately after anal sex(while penis is dripping with ass juice)

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Pimp Hating Blondie

The outdated practice in which white women who have been frustrated by a black man in her past, dyes her hair platinum blonde and dedicates her life to vain attempts to play out black guys, be they nerd or NBA player.

That woman who is suing Michael Jordan for not paying her extortion money over their torrid affair is a Pimp Hating Blondie.

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i hate eskimos

the most prophetic phase ever uttered by mark twain... he was a very progressive thinker. god damn i hate those fuckin eskimos

i hate eskimos almost as much as i hate lewis's sister, even though she gives wonderful chewin(see chewin).

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i hate lamp

What a person says when they hate a particular lamp in a home.

Frankie: Man, what a awesome house you have here.
Susie: Thanks, homeboy. Do you really mean it?
Frankie: Yeah, except for that damn lighting fixture. I hate lamp!

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Don't hate the rainbow!

(Primary Use)
Phrase used when when someone else makes a particularly lame statement, excuse, or explanation. A sarcastic politically correct way of saying 'that's so gay'. (gay meaning lame, weak, pathetic, stupid, but not necessarily homosexual)

(Secondary Use)
However, may also be used to imply that one of your straight friends is gay or has girlish tendencies, either as a joke or in order to pressure them into doing what you want.

Exp. 1

Guy 1 - We're going to the strip club tonight, wanna go?

Guy 2 - Nah, my girlfriend will get pissed, and I have to get up early for work..

Guy 3 - Whatever dude.. Don't hate the rainbow!

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